Sir.
Hello?
Sir.
Your car is in the driveway.
Please park it in the right place.
Sir.
Please park it behind the yellow line.
Did I crush your ancestral grave
or knock their tablets over?
Sir.
I suggest
you park it in the right place.
Who do you think you are?
Go away!
Fat pig!
Help!
Fat pig! Go to hell!
Monster!
Fourthy,
I'm sorry.
We can't leave right now.
Maybe we have to stay here a litter longer.
Look!
A high-tech bracelet.
I just
upgraded the bracelet
so that I can monitor
your location 24/7.
It can also give out high-voltage currents.
As a result,
I've made a Plan B.
A peaceful escape.
For now, I have to behave well
to make them trust me
as well as let their guard down.
Meanwhile, I'll find out
how to take off the bracelet.
The moment their guards are off,
we'll be able to escape successfully.
What do you think of it?
Don't do that!
Chief Zhou.
Morning!
Morning.
Wait, wait.
Chief Zhou,
I want to give you a
super comfortable 4D waterproof, leak-proof,
sun-proof and draughty motorbike seat cushion.
Is there a new case?
It's Wu Aiai who sent you here, right?
Chief Zhou, why do you think so?
I just want to show
my respect for you.
Thank you.
A gadget for lazy people to eat melon seeds.
It has double layers.
The upper layer is for snacks,
while the lower is for shells.
You can also charge your mobile phone.
You can watch and eat at the same time!
How comfortable is that!
You're so caring.
What do you want?
As an intern,
isn't it normal for me
to be observant?
So, you're not asking me favors, right?
Well, not a big deal.
I knew there's no free lunch.
Hey,
don't say that.
Madam,
these are the files I took from Ms. Liu.
They're all cold cases within 3 years.
Pick some to solve, and you'll have
the best performance.
You want me to pick some?
What about you?
Isn't this your job?
So many files.
Let me help you.
No, thanks.
Mr. Bian.
I can handle it.
My boss is quite right.
It's all part of my job.
Don't worry.
Attention.
Come here, everybody.
Let's have a meeting.
Welcome back.
Let's move on to the news.
Recently in our city, the police have received several reports
that in some high-end communities like Moon Bay, Huafu and Huangting,
some people were attacked by geese.
Yesterday afternoon, in the garage of Moon Bay,
a victim said
he was abused by a goose.
After this incident,
he claimed that
he was badly hurt
both physically and mentally
Excuse me, may I interview you?
Sure.
What happened to your face? The goose pecked you?
No, it didn't bite my face,
but my hip.
Did it really scold you?
Yes.
It swore at me.
What did it say?
The goose
was not only violent,
but it also swore at people in public.
It exposed itself as a transformer
and broke the peace between humans and transformers.
Next week,
Wang Heixiong from the Head Office will come to inspect.
How could this
happen in our jurisdiction?
Hao Yun, you need to pee?
Wait a minute. I'm not done yet.
How shameless
the goose is!
Chief,
give us the orders!
I, an agent of BOT
will fight against the goose to the end.
Very good.
As an intern agent,
Hao Yun is clearly aware of our duties.
It's well worth learning.
Duan, replay the video.
The goose
fled to the guard room
and didn't come out again.
The man on the screen
is of great suspicion.
Madam, what are we waiting for?
I can't stand it.
You're too active.
What's your agenda?
Madam, I'm not what I used to be.
Over the past few days in the bureau,
I've realized
how meaningful our job is.
It's my great honor
to be part of the team.
You're just afraid of being shocked, right?
In my view,
everything
should have its limits and rules.
It's these limits and rules
that help me
make greater progress.
You and Mr. Lee are alike.
Now let me give you a shock
to make you improve.
Well, come on.
there is no need for it.
Be honest.
I know I can't run away anymore
because of the bracelet.
So I choose to love what I'm doing now.
It's better to work hard
to get things done
than just be slack at work.
What do you think of
my answer?
Just so-so.
I'll see how you behave.
They all look the same as the man in the video.
You just rushed out
without collecting information
or watching the video.
The video of the goose's crime has gone viral online.
I just don't want him to flee.
Luckily, I took this with me.
Madam,
in the handbook of using the equipment,
the first rule is
to use it discreetly.
It's not good to take photos openly
with the Polaroid, isn't it?
So do you have any ideas?
Well, you can pretend to take photos of me.
Smile.
Madam, you did badly in taking photos.
I was overexposed.
None of them is useful.
Shut up.
Hey.
What are you doing?
No photos here.
Let's go. He saw us.
Let's go.
Stop.
Is there an image?
Stop.
What are you doing here?
Well, you need to go with us.
Qin Li, a Goose,
a bird of Goose Anatidae, 24 years old.
You're the head of security in Moon Bay Community.
Yesterday, you attacked a human as a goose.
Did you do it?
I don't know him.
I haven't used my goose shape since I was 8.
And I didn't peck anyone in public.
Only you stayed
in the guard room yesterday.
How do you explain it?
There is a man-made lake in the community.
Many geese wandered there.
I felt pity for them,
so I feed them food sometimes.
They can enter the guard room, too.
Anything wrong?
The stray geese?
Do you know the story of Hachi?
They're just like a loyal dog and eight geese...
like a loyal goose and eight dogs...
They are just eight loyal geese.
They pace around the gate every day,
waiting for their owner.
Who is their owner?
It's me.
Are you kidding me?
Calm down.
Don't change the subject.
Can a stray goose swear?
Why do you think it's me?
Do you have any evidence?
You're right.
Am I?
Yes.
Excuse me, please wait a moment.
We need a discussion.
A discussion? For what?
A discussion?
What the hell do you want to do?
You can't...
What if I smack you?
Will you shut up?
Madam, I have a little immature suggestion.
Tell me about your family honestly.
What's your uncle's name?
My uncle?
Who ran away from the Klotski in Romance of Three Kingdoms?
Does it have anything to do with the case?
Answer me!
Cao Cao?
What the hell do you want to do?
My uncle?
Cao Cao?
Mr. Duan.
Can you replay the video of the goose
swearing at people?
Not a match.
Not a match?
Maybe it's not clear. I'll record it again.
There is no problem with the recording.
He is not the goose.
I'm law-abiding.
And I believe in justice.
You arrested me without evidence
and even threatened to detain me.
I'll make complaints.
You're the one in the video.
You won't get away bastard!
Watch your language.
You're so rude.
Bye.
Madam,
when do you usually
want to swear at someone?
I want to do it now!
That Qin Lin
is hiding something.
He is quite crooked.
Either he
or the stray geese did it.
Right.
Maybe the stray geese are transformers, too.
I got it.
They covered for each other.
Don't jump to conclusions.
Have you got any proof?
Not yet.
But we can use the Identifying Polaroid.
We can confirm their identities one by one
and get the evidence.
Chief Wu.
Speaking of the Identifying Polaroid,
last time, you used it
without my permission.
Sorry, it's my fault.
I won't do it again next time.
Next time?
You wasted over ten pieces of paper last time.
Only thirty pieces of paper are assigned to us each month.
I'm the one who has to apply for supplies
from the Head Office each month.
You know, I have to beg them.
Chief Wu,
your uncle works in the Facility Center.
What if you go apply for the supplies next month?
He and my aunt
have been divorced for several years.
I can't go see him.
So now you feel embarrassed.
What we do is all for work.
Don't argue anymore.
We're colleagues.
Aiai, what you want to do
is not practical.
How about this?
Give me all the files of the Geese.
I'll ask each of them to say swear words to the recorder.
Then I'll bring the audio back for comparison.
Is that OK?
Not good enough.
After you examined the flatus for the foxes last time,
we received many complaints.
Up till now, someone still writes to the Head Office
I did it for work.
Aiai, don't forget our intentions.
You, too.
This is the Bureau of Transformers,
not the Detention Center of Animals.
Our purpose is to
make transformers get along well with humans.
When investigating,
if we regard all the transformers
as criminals,
it will cause a backlash among them,
As time passes by,
they won't trust us anymore.
What should we do then?
We all work for the case.
But we should
use our brain,
rather than our temper.
Brilliant!
I feel so enlightened.
Goodness!
Roasted goose hearts,
roasted goose legs,
dry-fried goose heads
and a pot of stewed goose.
I'd like two of them each.
You ordered so many dishes.
Can you eat them up?
I can afford them.
Everybody, in my view,
the key to the case is to find out why
the Goose abused and peckedpeople.
That is to say, weirdos like you...
When
When will transformers like you
want to abuse or hit people?
My classmates used to bully me a lot.
Once I was so angry that
I made myself invisible,
and took his underwear off in public
No.
It was against the rules.
I always follow the rules.
Chief Zhou can't transform easily.
He's a panther. People will be scared of him.
But it's different for Chief Wu.
She'll transform whenever she is angry,
But...
What?
She doesn't transform into an animal,
but a man.
Amazing, madam.
Let me see it if possible.
Bian,
you spoke too much.
Hao Yun, do you want to know what he looks like
when he is invisible with only underwear left.
Why are you asking that?
What do you want?
I mean...
It's said that
a man's anger derives from his incompetence.
Of course, you're different.
Yours is pathologic.
Enough. Get to the point!
I think
the victims in this case,
that the Geese chose,
have something in common.
Think about it.
The fatty that was chased
wore a Rolex.
The scratched car is
one of the 1000 limited editions.
That old man
just got 20 billion relocation fees.
The man who drove a Bentley is filthy rich.
So their motivation is
hatred of the rich.
Huafu,
Huangting.
and the Moon Bay are where
the victims were attacked.
I have a little immature suggestion.
We should
draw a snake out of its hole.
Madam, this is great!
So our bureau is rich, right?
Nonsense.
I rented it myself.
You're rich!
Be careful.
The goose may attack you.
You may become their next target.
It cost half of my salary this month.
If the goose doesn't appear,
you know what will happen.
It's show time.
Hi, Wu,
I told you to keep the villa for me.
Don't forget it.
Of course, in cash. Come on!
Don't waste my time.
I took the money with me
in my car.
Yes, in cash.
Pick me up quickly.
It's you.
Freeze! Don't move!
It's all done.
Put on your pants.
He went out again!
Is he crazy?
Because of him swearing at humans last time,
we got exposed.
Bureau of Transformers.
You're under arrest.
Your friend
has already confessed to the crimes.
Don't listen to her! She has no evidence.
Let's fight our way out.
Go!
Hao Yun,
block the door.
Why do you exercise now?
I can't stand it.
What are you doing?
Find another time to exercise, OK? I can't...
Oh, dear.
A Super Saiyan.
What are you looking at?
Open the door.
Close it.
No one can run away.
You broke the safety rules article 3, clause 1,
intentional assault,
article 12, clause 1, illegal use of the ability,
and article 8, clause 2, endangering social instability.
Do you plead guilty?
Why didn't you arrest those who have mistresses,
and embezzle money?
They're criminals.
We're honest men.
Why did you arrest us?
We did the right thing.
We are not guilty.
Yes.
We did the right thing.!
Shut up!
How dare you
disregard the laws?
Based on what you did,
you can be imprisoned.
So what?
I'm still a hero after coming out.
It's worth the efforts
to uphold justice
Brother!
Madam,
you're going to transfer again.
Whose side are you on?
What are you saying?
Nothing.
I just want to remind you
to stay calm.
We have evidence anyway.
If they don't confess,
we can still punish them.
We won't set you free until you confess.
Think about it.
All the Geese are arrested
and they've confessed.
Well done.
But
there is a more important thing to do.
Duan.
In three days,
this incident has gone out of control.
We must eliminate the effect caused by it.
Otherwise, it's likely to
arouse panic and chaos among humans.
The video has been removed.
But many people have already watched it.
They're not only from Mingde City.
We can't erase all their memories.
I have an immature idea.
We can lead the public to another direction.
Go on!
But we need the help of the Geese.
It's easy.
Tell them that
we'll cut them a deal if they cooperate.
Cooperate?
They'd rather kill us.
Right.
Chief, it's not that easy as you imagine.
They're hard to deal with.
Our colleague in the Aftermath Center
found something in Qin Li's house.
It may be useful for you.
Attention!
At ease!
Attention!
Guys,
none of the rich got the money
through the legal way.
They exploited us to get rich.
Am I right?
Yes.
For people like us who work hard,
we can't afford a house in our lifetime.
We don't make much money,
but we earn it through our hard work,
right?
Yes.
So, all of you
are essential to our team.
We must stick to our belief.
Don't be fooled by them.
Be strong.
Don't listen to him.
Qin Li,
we found these under your bed.
Five years of lottery tickets.
Clearly, you're eager to be rich.
You blamed others for making money illegally.
If you know a way to become rich,
you will definitely try it.
These are welfare lottery tickets.
I bought these for people's welfare.
What's up? I'm your leader.
I'm your leader. I'm the head of this team.
What are you doing?
Listen to me.
Whoever cooperates with us
will be given leniency.
We shouldn't have trusted Qin Li.
We are sorry.
We're sure to work hard from now on.
And we won't trouble you anymore.
It's nothing
BOT is supposed to serve you all.
It's my pleasure.
Thanks, thanks.
Let's go.
Thank you.
See you later.
Come and visit us if you're free.
Madam, if you're free now,
go to see Doctor Wan.
I felt so sorry for
your injury.
It's just a scratch.
I'm fine.
Come on, let's go back.
All right.
Madam, there is one more thing.
What is it?
Madam, today we worked hard
and got a happy ending.
How do you like my performance?
Not bad,
but still not good enough.
I pulled my back during the fight just now.
Will the Bureau pay for my medical bill?
It's your own fault.
I saw it.
Madam.
Anything else?
Given that I've won your trust,
I think this braceletâ€¦
I won't take it off.
Good.
I look more handsome with this bracelet.
I won't take it off even if you ask me to.
And one more thing.
Why do you have so many questions?
I'm just curious.
You transformed just now.
I think it's really cool.
So when your heart beats quickly,
you will transform into a man, right?
Piss off.
Do you think I'm willing to transform?
Madam,
I know an awesome master
who wrote a meditation book.
It can reduce blood pressure and stabilize the heart rate.
Since the video of the goose went viral online,
a science documentary produced 3 years ago was put online recently
and became popular at once.
In the video, an American professor
claimed that a goose is able to speak.
In 2014, American Life Science Research Center found that
the vocal part of a goose
is different from that of other animals.
Hello, everybody.
With our hard work and research,
we found that other than parrots and mynah birds
geese can also be
trained to speak.
Now let's see it together
Work hard
and create a civilized and harmonious society.
And create a and harmonious society.
Very good.
Thank you.
See you soon.
The hits of this video have exceeded 100 million.
That is far more than the former goose video.
So far, a number of people have said that
they were pecked by the geese
when trying to train them to speak.
Lee Zhengzong, what the hell did you do?